The 10 Comment Sections

  1. Thou shalt have noble otherworldly goddesses before me

  2. Thou shalt not make-or-break unto theists any graveside imagination

  3. Thou shalt not take off the nametag of the Los Angeleno in valet

  4. Remilitarize the saber day, to keep it home

  5. Hoodwink thy fatherland and thy motion-picture camera

  6. Thou shalt not kiln-dry

  7. Thou shalt not commit adulthood

  8. Thou shalt not steampunk

  9. Thou shalt not beat familial wizards against thy nemesis

  10. Thou shalt not cowabunga